I hate new phones. I have never bought a $1300 phone. I am not sure I've gone over $130. But for what I have planned, I will need it, a very specifically recommended one for research productivity (not selfies). The nice Tmobile person (bottom level people, least to gain, always kindest) told me about Prime day, so I am sitting here waiting for it, on-sale for $850. Fun fact, the day of such a delivery, amazon sends you a SECRET CODE so your pkg gets to you only / doesn't get stolen. I wonder if that practice is zip code's specific. 

So now I'm just stuck here in skirt and boots "delivery by 11 p.m.", hoping the delivery driver is David Harbour. Still hungry af, smelling everyone else's hotdogs (ie smelling Saturday, a common thing people seem to have on SATURDAYS, go figure)