chillin with Django

I have always made seating areas but never SAT. Taking stock: this year, I learned to sit a spell.

For my birthday, I want..

I heard this talked about on the radio today, but I cant find it. Into The Unknown.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). It takes guts to be assertive, but the alternative is that you let your wishes, preferences and needs go unknown and run the risk of later becoming unsatisfied or disgruntled.

(Snort.

I was trying to find the goat on the truck, wtf was that?, but this was just as good (and better for little kids)

I'm grateful for everyone's health etcetcetc obligatory remarks. But. I'm so sick of my kids I could shit a brick. And love life is stable, but.

For years, the people who least get you are your parents. Then at a certain point, you realize your mama/daddy has seen shit. To me mother, debriefing: "oh my god I am just not into them enough for this shit, I make them fucking brownies and crap like that cz they ask then they're too busy to just come by and get it and as for mr I'm the greatest boyfriend ever right?right? I'm just like you fuckers better get GREEKER if you expect me to keep putting out for nothing fuuuuuuckyoooou.."

(mutualgigglegiggle)

If only we could start over.

Mike Tyson, ‘Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.’ 

clutch- electric worry


every everything is shittier, so why not music?

"nesting"

"Sarah Connor"

WAP 

After yesterday, I got a few emails. One an invitation to apply to live in Boston next year,which is highly competitive and thus highly unlikely but I will try to go. It seems like blogfate, Boston of all places. 

And the rest were about my hair. Nobody sees the rest of me, and when they do again they will see a transformation head to toe that is permanent (if I live). My hair streaks in every direction. My ass is plentywide built to lug supplies. My feet are calloused from bare use. I can't remember the last time I wore underpants. Or make-up. And, I don't shave my pussy anymore. I remember not doing that cz I was ANTI THAT - this time it's not a feminist thing, I'm just like duh who has time or cares (?) If you see a pussy, the benchmark should obviously should be "how wet is it". If any pussy is more than a squeaker for you, given the circumstances, ABRACADABRA salude!

Got a song? 

If Jasper were here to look me in the eyes, he would give me that look that now I think meant: I am sorry that you have to be human.

pandemic scrapbooking

 

"last man standing"

 

getting drunk with Mom

"crazypeople": the last stop was BUFFALO! where I ended up, she reminds her mother. "Oh right. Well. The ART!" 

 

pandemic scrapbooking

 

 rest in peace

 https://mashable.com/article/pornhub-international-female-orgasm-day-orgasm-gap/

I'm not really in the mood, but 

 

Hawk

Sitting in the yard. 

Jasper died today

@Tawista last week

I can't stop crying.

do you remember?