Monday, November 28, 2011

limerence (I kissed you with the safety off) playlist
death cab for cutie – I will follow you into the dark mp3
iron and wine – love and some verses mp3
bright eyes – first day of my life mp3
rogue wave – California
the black keys – tighten up mp3
the unseen guest – listen my son
chris Bathgate – a flash of light followed by mp3
jose gonzalez – slow moves
kt tunsall – throw me a rope
margot and the nuclear so n so’s – broadripple is burning

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Black girls at work call him white chocolate (gigglesnort)..

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Wednesday, November 09, 2011


He's extremely super duper 100% Polish, like w the Polish dancing with outfits and all that (yes, I see the irony - just - shut up), and thus he can go Christmas bonkerinos with me, as if my little cottage house swallowed a tab of ecstasy and is hallucinating that it's in Vegas only different. No fancy car or jewelry in the world could ever please me as a honey-do listing.

clem snide - any way you want it (journey cover)

Sunday, November 06, 2011

Nitro paste (a vasodialator) works for penis enlargement. However it also makes you pass out. Then you need one of your coworkers to wipe it off your dick but nobody will, they're too busy laughing while also juggling one girl with lumieres and pnuemonia and an abusive probably incestuous father who you had to have arrested for touching her on your last shift and another girl who drank antifreeze then changed her mind but oh well she's going to die and doesn't get that yet, for instance etc. One of his coworkers proved this, the nitro paste trick, then was at the mercy of the entire unit staff who pissed themselves laughing. It was a gift. He kept their minds off the moment it became 1:00 a.m. again and their 12 hour shifts became 13 hours. They appreciated it, and wiped his dick off finally....

Thursday, November 03, 2011