I don't need to look at my horoscope. I am going to do exactly three things today.

1 I am going to get my mother in and out of the shower because she is clinically depressed and will not do so unless I make her since "there's no reason" to

2 I am going to go bat my eyelashes at yet another possible cottahe plumber solution which probably won't solve anything but one must try and I can't expect my son to bat his eyelashes all by himself

3 I'm going to get this fence installed 

that's it, in whatever order