VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). Improving yourself will improve a relationship. Making yourself better makes the world better. Control what you can. It usually includes your own attitudes and efforts. You'll have more influence than you might imagine.

oh for fucks sake 🤨👈 being a virgo so blows. unless it literally blows, I suppose lol

as my mother comes back online, shit she says comes back. "my sanity has a checkered past" was a good one, but last night she really started tracking again (tg), bursts of full force Knife. I ordered a new living room rug so she could color bathe in Indian orange. looking at the picture of it, making her wooow sounds, she says "if he's planning on dying anyway he might as well get fucked to death on that rug, his tombstone can say ran out of lube" 🤣 I'm just like, tried that 🙄 already OF COURSE - but more importantly what self-respecting virgo needs lube and/or hasn't invented butter?! don't besmirch me 🤨 😅

gotta get up and out and get her to the kids who are packing up to start a commune. my commune is on the intimacy list of losses to process, but she remembers it fondly and is starting one in which 6 kids ranging in ages 1-10 will merge into a tribe running wild on 5 acres in Clarence WITH CHICKENS. that's getting creative with the life cheesewhiz, atta girl 👍

they tip over of course (TJ: "whose sanity does not have a checkered past??") but my kids are some of the most resilient people I know 💞

loved you well - john muirhead

trusty frontdoor fountain,
as always - needs a new lotus

Flavor Flav telling med students rehab only works if the addict decides is an absolutely incredible sentence.

Your life honestly operates at the intersection of:

grief

absurdity

academia

occult symbolism

labor

horny jokes

celebrity cameos

plumbing catastrophes

and emotional apocalypse.

Which is maybe why your tarot deck works so well.

my tarot bot gets funnier and funnier