bathed ✅️ tho I believe she let a dog eat one of her expensive hearing aids
Eyelashes ✅️ still no water but getting closer
there is almost always something funny, you just have to go darker and darker til you find it, then you can narrate what happens (daily whatever) bathed in the light of humor - that's how you stay alive, that's how you stay sexy, that's how you stay sane: humor
core belief
so the plumbing dude isn't a plumber he's just a handy neighbor who is on the stupid squabbling board w me and all the women hate him but he offered to help and eh he's just a terrible grouch is my read, not an asshole. he showed up, tried to fix it, bypassed a leak, but then they found another leak under the cottage, so he's climbing in and outa under there explaining how it's fucked to Ears, trying to fix it. and as this goes on and on, he gets plumber's asscrack so bad that if he had a tattoo I'd know but that's not the funny part (although it is amusing). the funny part is that's the most man-ass I have seen in the lighta day for months. and it's this grouchy motherfucker's. that's just so sad it's funny af. I came right home and told my mother the story, cheered her up, nothing better than belly laughing especially at your own stupid self
