Bucket list revision 1 - Add: learning to hulahoop.

This is badass.

I am starting to seriously lose my marbles.

1: I am totally crazy, and now that I can't move, I can't outrun it.

2: I read the news, I should not do that anymore, I thought after listening to Train's hospital stories that nothing could shock me, but "there aren't enough thermometers" is batshit crazier than anything he ever told me, and he told me shit like lost dildos up asses and nurses drinking on the job and fucking in closets for Christ sake.

3: The relentless sound of ambulance sirens.