weekend love horoscope VIRGO

Him: You're so cold, that sportbra gonna hurt your rockhard nips..
Me: Who says I am getting out of this bed?
Him: Works for me!

Only 57% of women share their beds with humans at all, and those would be better off with a dog, finds least surprising study ever.

coughcough awake

Bonus track.

This is so fucked up.

My job has kicked my ass so hard this year. Sick, worn to a nub. I gotta get better. I gotta get more help. Something. I have a degree program for refugees to launch by August. But I can't breath around coughing, can't see around eyes tearing up sneezing, can't figure out what is wrong with the doorbells and several lights, a short somewhere or whatever, I lean against the wall punching it and coughingcoughing and cursing out the loose lightswitch that does nothing.

My last faculty president meeting is Wednesday.  Last time I will be rising to the occasion in front of 150 people, sick in some way. Bleeding or heartbroken or held together with meds. The last haf decade has taken at least a decade off my life the hard way.

This is amazeballs. I ordered from 3 stores, got groceries delivered to the door, never left my bed except to move to the couch. For $10/month, I can get anything delivered from any grocery store anytime - I can have the gallon of pickles from Sams without the Sams part! That is heavenly!

they're the size of my head, $4!

Now it feels like a challenge: how little could I leave the house? What I really need at this point is an antibiotic. Sure enough. I already arranged for hairdid and nails to start coming to me after Jan 1... I am going to take this one one errand at a time until I just no longer run any errands at all.


If only I could press a button and meetings would conduct themselves. Then I could arrange to never see anybody I don't know or don't care for. Less annoying and fewer germs.

think - kaleida

VIRGO
protect ya neck - wu tang clan

Who is taking care of you? This is what you wonder as you spread your care here and there. Don't worry. Someday when you need a hand, it will be there for you. Anyway, it's good to be strong and able. Enjoy that.

kt tunstall - strange sight

weekend love horoscope

Pleasure is a response to the sensations, but it doesn't end there. We get pleasure from not only how something tastes, feels or looks, but also from what we believe about it. We only delight in the things that fit our idea of delight. It can be hard to guess what's going to please another person. The Venus and Mars trine says, "So don't guess... ask!"

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You may give someone you love a little breathing room, but you can't help but check back perpetually, as it seems written in your love clause. "I tried to throw a yo-yo away; it was impossible." — Mitch Hedberg

Ha I remember being introduced to Mitch Hedberg. 'yo-yo" is a great blognickname! That and 'spaghetti', because 1000 mouthfuls of anything is too much

bonus track in honor of the moment of time we are in, the 'tipping point'

VIRGO  You are ardent in your affections. You will express yourself in an open, confident manner and with great warmth and heart. Loved ones will feel lucky to be on the receiving end of your generosity.

🤔skeptical...

boots or hearts - the tragically hip

2008 ft 2018

That Ears could be taken for my boyfriend still cracks me up. I think of them as such kids still. Puppies. The good thing about a diary is you can mark places in time as reference points. A decade ago, I stomped around in the original pair of boots (nocona), we thought about school, we hiked, we goofed around a lot, I was mostly alone except for them (ft a very occasional greek) - it is a remarkable level of consistency despite much upheaval in the middle. I got fatter / grew boobs. They got taller / wiser. We remain.

gareth brook - let go (frou frou)

Jeffery painted my new house this year; Jenn designed the eye that became my tattoo

TJ wants to be the 1st socialist president of the USA

Bossy (my sister) teaching Ears to cook

so he will eat

I took Ears with me to visit my newest nephew. The pup belongs to one of my faculty members, super nice guy in religious studies, moved nearer to me recently for the room to build his mother in law a garden apartment. I like the whole family.  With being "Mother of Humanities" comes aunty rights to new babies, human and canine and feline and hamster and reptile etc. We nzl'd Oliver, he being extremely aloof as puppies go, yawning into my face then falling asleep with the nip of my nose in his mouth. Then the wife asks of Ears, "So you are G's boyfriend?"

hahahahaha

My love life is such a non existent mystery, any guess seems reasonable. Poor Ears. Good thing he has a sense of humor :/

Weekend love horoscope VIRGO: When it comes to impressing you, the way people live is as important as their physical appearance. A good lifestyle fit is a must.

What would impress me most, from someone whose lifestyle is anything like mine, is physical appearING. Time is so scarce and precious, it is the greatest gift to me or from me. My life is brimming with shit to do every minute of every day. I back-hoe'd my life FULL of things, until the empty place of a man was just gone. I am loverless buried now. I need excavated.

dodo greene - my hour of need

VIRGO There are a few dynamics at play that are no longer ideal for you, to say the least. You can always make a change. That's an option you have; you just have to decide to take it.