VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You may give someone you love a little breathing room, but you can't help but check back perpetually, as it seems written in your love clause. "I tried to throw a yo-yo away; it was impossible." — Mitch Hedberg

Ha I remember being introduced to Mitch Hedberg. 'yo-yo" is a great blognickname! That and 'spaghetti', because 1000 mouthfuls of anything is too much

bonus track in honor of the moment of time we are in, the 'tipping point'