at not quite dawn, I realize the garbage didn't go out, and in classic pajama slapstick and bare feet, I went running out to move the can in time, sending about a guzzilion bunnies out from under the bushes, mulch flying like a groundswell hurricane

they're gonna eat my mother's fucking holly hocks, it'll be a whole thing, Butterknife V Rabbit

every year she picks something in nature to be racist about. sparrows, common trash! unlike chikadees, of course. the bunnies are gonna be the "riff raff" in Vegas, I just know it. when ACTUALLY it's roofers and fence guys and every other kinda guy driving a truck with a company logo 🤨🙄

Can we pick you off the ground?More than flashing lights and sound 

dunno, can ya? 

last day of the semester. technically I am on contract til the 23rd ("must be available" for random meetings), but the last union ie scheduled thing is today, May Day. Every kinda union in this union town is some kinda turning out today/tonight under a Scorpio full moon. (forewarning) 

A Full Moon in Scorpio marks a peak moment of intense emotional release, transformation, and hidden truths coming to light. It acts as a "cosmic mirror" forcing us to confront the shadow self, deep feelings, and old patterns, allowing us to purge what no longer serves us. 

I haven't been striking any matches, but I am gonna make a day of it, yoga and a salted bath and a nap, then a lit X candle before I head out with a huckleberry (play!) gummy in my tummy. 

this one doesn't have a blankie, she has a favorite plate instead, which she sits on in protest when it is empty of pancakes. kids have such clarity. "see my ass? does it look like I am satisfied? (duh)"

brokenhearted - karmin another selection from the Bug soundtrack, she cracks me up w this shit 😂