The 1975 - Somebody Else

My boss kicked it to downstate but I knew that was coming (unlike the rest of the crazy my job is atm). I told him I am spending my sabbatical on his couch, then I drank beer for hours with his wife plotting how to spend his big raise - not on fake tits, she says, cz she already got those last year (we all look down at this news at them then at our own 😕).  I really need just a toilet that flushes and isn't literally 90 years old and a kitchen light fixture. Basic basic shit. Like, can I get a few days of sanity and a handy man? How is that too much to ask of this world???