(wtf ft. giggle)

WEEKEND LOVE FORECAST: ARIES: Someone will express love through action, perhaps by fixing your possessions. TAURUS: You are a gifted communicator and will make the most of your conversations, getting to the heart of the matter. GEMINI: You are more attractive to a certain person than you know -- be careful how you wield it. CANCER: You will ask the right questions and learn just how intelligent your object of desire really is. LEO: Be up on the times. Read. Have plenty of conversational fodder on hand. VIRGO: You have a busy life, but you're not too busy to call the one who has tried on so many occasions to connect with you. There's a big benefit to this call. LIBRA: Love will start as friendship and grow more passionate over the course of weeks and months -- not hours and days. SCORPIO: You could fall for an illogical choice of companionship because of the excellent chemistry. SAGITTARIUS: Be an enthusiastic supporter. Negative and deflating attitudes are the opposite of sexy. CAPRICORN: Your love is devoted only to you, so relax and have fun. AQUARIUS: Your strong allure comes from embracing the traditional talents and roles of your gender. PISCES: Loved ones stick close, needing your acceptance and encouragement.