my security system - the alarm is manual and only works on squirrels, but I don't have a gun anymore so what could I do except "shoo!" anyways? besides, nobody knows where/how to find me except Craig (don't believe me? try sending me a greeting card [dare]) who never does anything unexpected whatsoever. he stops for lunch at exactly noon, every day, for exactly 30 minutes. we are both mildly astounded at his implacable habits, each in our hidey holes, watching the birds and the deck-making through the birdfeeder camera