OH FOR CHRIST SAKE

I dunno why 1 that never occurred to me and 2 it is darkly funny. Cuomo reported that 66% of new cases downstate were contracted by people who were sheltering at home, like they got it outa NOWHERE...unless...ohhhhhh (duh)

How did the researchers ...?...like "hey I know you're kinda dying but can you jerk off into a cup for me real quick?" 🤣

And now it is 100% likely I'll be getting a puppy before this is over to add to my collection of Shi Tzus that I got in the years that I had lost hope of ever getting laid again.