for VIRGO [update]: Call in sick to work today and plant trees instead. If that fails because you can't dig the holes deep enough, call a landscaper and, just in case he turns out to be a Hippie Prince, look your best. Your powers of attraction and ability to get things done are both strong lately. Keep it going today! You'll make an investment in the natural environment and in yourself as well.

bonus: moby - love song for my mom