for virgo this week: This is an ideal time to have sessions with a sex therapist so as to get to the root of any inhibitions that might be preventing you from claiming your full measure of orgasmic enlightenment. APRIL FOOL! While this is a fantastic time to deepen your access to the spiritual gifts of erotic bliss, you won't need a therapist to accomplish it. Here's all you really require: 1. a fantasy of making love with an inscrutable deity who has four arms, the better to hug you with; 2. a pretend aphrodisiac made from the peaches of immortality that you'll steal from the tree of life in your dream tonight; 3. an invisible sex toy that you create in your mind's eye while you're meditating about the most sublime situation you've ever been in.

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and this is for capricorn (my rising sign) this week [please, O Lord, guard my mind's eye from physic hamsters while I'm supposed to be meditating on sex toys . . . ]:




angela desveaux - joining another
bonus - I can think of few things more essentially appropriate than Marianne Faithfull covering Morrissey: O God Please Help Me