You've got the Crossfire - Florence and the Machine and Brandon Somebody Whatever.

In the midst of it all, the day, this and that to feel but mostly to do, tuna casserole I'm making, TJ corners me in the kitchen and out of the blue says, "I did the math. I was birthday sex wasn't I?" And it all comes back to me, that day, the one time in months and months, Trojan Horse sex, a "gift" hiding a taking really, I took TJ himself for me. And I couldn't help it to hide it, I busted out laughing. "Yup", I say, in my new commitment to radical emotional honesty, laughing my ass off.