Mondays involve a lot of reading dumb news for me. I'm not too sure about that "grandma rock". Why would you name a big asscrack "grandma"? (shrug)

FORECAST FOR THE WEEK AHEAD: Currently, Venus is in Libra, the sign of relationships. And since Libra is the sign of the scales, forever weighing the evidence to determine the ultimate fairness of each situation, this aspect can at times be tedious. In an effort to equalize relationships, we may inadvertently make them more complicated. Imbalances that we didn't mind too much before now seem completely unfair. And with Mercury traveling retrograde in Virgo, we could get mired in petty, nit-picking details that really, in the big scheme of things, don't matter one bit. That's why this week's sweet alignment of Venus and Neptune is so welcome. The entire week is touched by the lucky angle of these two lovers of the zodiac, and they will sing out from this harmonious trine, providing just the right atmosphere for euphoric connections. And if you, like me, are too practical to think in terms of euphoria, then try to at least buy into the idea that life can be less of a struggle, and that most people are willing to connect and work together if only they can figure out how best to do this.

("nit picky"? hrmmph)