TJ: Mom, they said 2 million
Me: I know I know
TJ: No it’s 2! Not 200. You said it was 200!AH! when you turned it off this morning, remember?
Me:
TJ: So it’s not a billion gallons this week.
Ears: She said it was a billion last week too.
Me: Did I? Well, I mean millions and billions as a metaphor.
TJ: Right. Did they have math when you were a kid?
Ears: giggle
Me: Shut up. Ok genius if it’s 2 million a day, how long until we get to a real billion?
TJ: Are you sure you want to know?
Ears: You just can’t figure it out.
TJ: How many days has it been?
Me: It’s been 7 weeks.
TJ: sooothats49times2roundituptimes . . . about 70 weeks.
Me:
Ears:
Me: I’m going to take your word on that.
Ears: gigglegiggle
Me: Shut. Up.
TJ: Is everything ok? Like are you sure the bills are paid and stuff?
Ears: gigglegigglegiggle
Me: O shut up Ears, you can’t do math for shit either.
Ears: I’m not in charge of anything. You’re in charge of everything.
TJ: Which is a very scary thought right now.
Me: lol SHUT UP!
