WEEKEND LOVE FORECAST: ARIES: You want to know what a loved one is thinking. Instead of asking, just guess and you'll probably be right. TAURUS: Your path to love is a surprising one. It's better not to have any expectations. Just let yourself go for this fun ride. GEMINI: You'll be inspired to change your appearance in order to keep things fresh in your love life. Good Luck! CANCER: Someone finds your curiosity flattering! That said, be careful not to be too nosy. LEO: The one who laughs at your jokes has a little crush on you. VIRGO: You're creating the story of your love life with every decision you make. Be mindful! [ i.e. make out with a puppy after dying for your sins while wearing a hair-repressing cloth on your head - ?] LIBRA: Your whimsical gesture reminds loved ones how unique your kind of affection really is. [This might involve becoming an aunt to a puppy.] SCORPIO: You'll be inclined to share a juicy bit of personal information that you normally would keep mum. SAGITTARIUS: You'll meet new friends in a professional context. Singles find love this way. CAPRICORN: Your friends loosen you up. So go on and get in that f'n V with your duck buddies! AQUARIUS: Loved ones think you're so attractive while completing a domestic chore. Suggestion for a chore might be watching Wife Swap. PISCES: Tell people how to treat you, or show them by the way you treat yourself. [Unless you're a puppy, bc licking your butt doesn't count and you can't talk, so you better rely on the kindness of strangers little buddy.]

Sia: I Go To Sleep high rec - this is the kind of thing FPH would send that made me go stupid in the knees back in the day (she says indulgently of her inner toddler)