You would have to know about construction to know how a cathedral ceiling even fits in a brick bungalow with a bedroom above half of it and the other half goes into the attic and from the attic you look down through the floor onto the roof of the cathedral ceiling as if it is OUTSIDE. This is exactly my kinda dealio, a house built in the batshit style that will surely prompt every handyman I hire to shake his head like wtf. Other fun details include a built-in loveseat in the kitchen, bonkers pink wallpaper in every room, and the gutters are COPPER painted peeling latex pink (yes the outside is also pink everywhere) with the green patina of the copper glowing inside of them.

I don't like the yard. And no clawfoot tub. So I might not bite. But I might. I am going back through with my realtor buddy to get his sense of it. If nothing else, I wanna show somebody else who knows enough about houses to appreciate it. These are the kinds of things I do miss having a man for, a mannytype man. I just love rehab adventures.

Ah well. It does need a roof right away so if I get it, I will at least be hanging with a horde of smellynice greeks again for a week (as they shake theirs heads wtf nooo doubt lol).