(a haiku is 17 syllables, btw)
WEEKEND LOVE FORECAST: ARIES: You will not be able to improve anyone except yourself. Focus there, and you'll succeed. TAURUS: You'll follow another person's lead, and the guidance will be spot-on. GEMINI: You love it when someone tries to get to know you, but you hate it when someone pries into private matters. There's a fine line! CANCER: You are someone's best friend, and this person relies on you to listen and be supportive. LEO: You trust your loved ones, and you're happy that they have a life outside your relationship. VIRGO: Fresh faces will come into your life. You figure out quickly how to cast yourself in the best light, what to talk about and what not to talk about. [what to talk about, is probably not haiku] [I don't give a shit] (psst, that was 17 syllables) LIBRA: You'll find more and more reasons to smile as the weekend progresses. SCORPIO: You will find the perfect words to express your feelings to a loved one. SAGITTARIUS: What you've learned about business will help you in love. CAPRICORN: Even though you revel in solo efforts and love to have time to yourself, you still appreciate knowing that you are not alone. AQUARIUS: It's dangerous to let finances play too big a part in love relationships. PISCES: To a certain person, you are a complete fantasy.
