VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22). You've been disappointed in the past and you know how to soften the social tension when that happens. But have you learned what you do when relationships exceed your expectations? (no) You'll figure that one out today.

When Ears was here last night, we ran through the options and agreed that the best case scenario is he's being an asshole. We're hoping for asshole. 

So I don't know what this horoscope is talking about, but my bar is set at being able to be an asshole (breathing). Loooots of room to exceed my expectations.

"truth or dare" - I can do both, can you do either?

update: Someone just taught me how to do a check, so I now know he's not dead, just being an asshole (to me specifically). Bar met. For his sake I am very relieved. But. "If you call twice in a row, I will always pick up" is the last promise.