♍ VIRGO
(August 23-September 22)In the coming weeks, I will refer to you as The Rememberer. Your task will be to deepen and refine your relationship with the old days and old ways—both your own past and the pasts of people you care about most. I hope you will take advantage of the cosmic rhythms to reinvigorate your love for the important stories that have defined you and yours. I trust you will devote treasured time to reviewing in detail the various historical threads that give such rich meaning to your web of life.
Both the past and future feel string-theory theoretical.
But. Ok. Here's one thing that I remember: the endless would I fuck/him her game. About teachers / profs first, the bosses / world leaders. Remember that?? When outside of dreams, in real life thought, it might occur to you touch other people? Like you could touch anyone if you wanted to? Theoretically. So we thought about it (theoretically). Jeezus christ, a whole year of crushing out on your professor has been obliterated from history, like a ring in tree that will be proof of a massive human juices drought.
Welp, I'd maybe fuck that guy, theoretically. You sons of bitches in Canada and New Zealand don't understand all that we have been through.