No Solace - Gordon 

Fun facts, sold out now are:

Toilet paper

Paper towels

Puppies 

I'm still fairly well stocked on paper products from the first wa

ve, but I'd have to sell a kidney or some shit to get a shih tzu baby to cuddle. Say la vee.

Bonus track - new rule? Any white guy with a face fupa is automatically disqualified. Like, if you have literally generations of white privilege weakchin real estate to flap around while you talk bullshit...no.

 :/