Wednesday, November 26, 2025

momisms

"Where would I be without nonsense?" 

"her bed is big enough for a boy band. wouldn't that be fun?"

"I was not the marrying type, I determined."

TJ: do you remember the first time you knew I'd smoked weed
me: no
TJ: you took my face in your hands and said "hi baked brie" 
me: omg I love me in that story! 
TJ: it's a good one