Gotta hand it to Nebraska. Wow the white guy force is strong within him. The owners of two security companies

old screen door upstairs, mounted with rebar because this place always was intended to be a fortress

got their butts right over here. No waiting list for this bitch! And I'm not dealing with the handymen anymore either. 

Normally I'd be all SELF RELIANCE. But, fuck it. I'm tired. Let men deal with men. It's the least they can do. 

took the poor bastard 2 days to install it, but now even bad guys on dragons couldn't get in