VIRGO. It's an ideal day to assess your current status in concrete measures. Whether it's counting your blessings, children, money or body stats, size up the facts and find out exactly where you're at.

I received by certified mail today a promotion to the highest rank of my profession. I celebrated by cleaning the [Dahmer-disgusting] fridge in peace (I like chores) then putting the letter on it. (And according to my physical last week, my BMI is now a dead center perfect 23.)

It will be ok, I will be ok, I AM ok...