the haiku game

weekend evening
nipple clamps and Chinese food

(your turn - 5 syllabus..)

married life is nice (ha)
chopsticks in my hair (better! what's the title?)
"Comfort"


rubber spatula 

(your turn, two lines, 7 and 5)
you only did one line
(I did two last time, and I'm still processing the DIY list cz it's only 4 syllables and what the hell would you use a vacuum cleaner for anyway??)
you have to click on the pic of the vacuum then the explanation is in a pop up box
(...ahhhhhhh. ok back to poetry: rubber spatula)
 got it:

"Sunday"
rubber spatula
amateur pornography
the day the Lord made
(hahahaha pretty good, but the Lord made all the days - how about the Lord's day of rest)
better

he cheated on his wife
groan
(shut up, let me think...)
cheated on his wife
diamonds and apologies
payback is a bitch
(snicker - is diamonds 2 syllables or 3? I'm calling 2 - what's the title?)
oye
("Oye" it is!)