I can't figure out how to get the cable to work on the tv. It took 2 dudes on 2 separate occasions of favors their wives made them do for me to get it outa the car and then outa the box, and after all that I can't figure out how to make the pic the same size as the tv, so it's a shitty little tv screen in a thingy as big as a house.

Cal is fine. And ON MY NERVES.

The back of my neck feels one inch long, my shoulders hunched tight around me ears, pressure behind my 3rd eyeball.