(my ass still hurts so bad, omg, I can barely sit down to pee. but speaking of peeing, if you're a guy, pee while standing on your tip toes. the master yogi says you'll never get prostate cancer that way.)



(I know it's dumb, but the hairdryer cracked me up.)

for VIRGO For you, the beauty isn't just skin deep. When people get to know you, they start to discover that the inside is even prettier than the shiny outside. Your heart is what makes you so remarkable. (o shit then I got it backwards, I need an ass tattoo on my heart)