Me: You are looking fantastic. Let's make out some more.

TH: It's dawn.

Me: Perfect!

TH: Um, not that I'm not grateful for your slavish love, but when's the last time you shaved your legs? You kind of look like shit, just sayin'.

Me:

TH:

Me: Well you have spiders in all your crevices. I don't have spiders in my crevices.

TH: Fair enough.