from DmS - seems appropriate for moving day, on which I'm awake before sunrise, watching dogs and cats run on treadmills for kicks - the above is the funniest one although Piggy the Pug has its moments too, like when the dad is yelling 3 turn it down to 3!:

for virgo today: The shift in planets means a positive change in the way your love life is going, whether you’re single or attached. You’re likely to feel in the mood for quite traditional dates . . . For you, cozy candlelit dinners and some slow dancing set the tone nicely!

lol. ummmm. Well today is going to have men in it and it's going to be muggy, so I'll be surrounded by testosterostink while I make out with my new house. I hate moving but I'd take that over slow dancing anytime, for sure.