VIRGO Time is supposed to prevent everything from happening at once, and yet it may fall down on the job, at least in your case. Your popularity surges — a hard thing to keep up with.

Remember the day I went looking for a not-Shitty P with Sunshine?

I never did find a frog after the turtle found me. But being stubborn as hell about it, I went hiking through area wetlands the next few days like perusing frog tinder whatever. Finally, in a shallow puddle drying out in the blazing sun, I spotted a half-frogged tadpole, muscular short legs, and I nabbed him. I was like, 'Dude, life is an iffy proposition.' Odds were not on him. But.

Look who showed up fine finally. Wary. And does not like photo shoots at all. I am taking adjective suggestions for his name ('not-Shitty' is not a word and sets the bar too low besides).