not so new category

Ex got a look at me briefly a few weeks ago, taking out the garbage when the he was dropping the boys off after a weekend with him. And since, he has been obsessed with my tits/ass. It started with an email that bet me a year's worth of diet coke that I'm about 4 months pregnant (I get the coke if I'm just fat, the thinking on that went, as far as you can call what goes on in his head THINKING), to which I didn't respond at all (duh), followed by long haranguing assertions that he ought to know why I have such big tits because the reason(s) he can imagine might possibly affect the boys in some way.....no, seriously, he writes things like "for the sake of our children's well being I need to know what they know" (about the state of my tits the causation of their current protruding factor). I'm ignoring him utterly while he grows indignant.

I thought I'd post this on a Monday in the spirit of show and tell as the work week gets started under the category of having to deal with insulting morons, stories of.