I clearly have a limited imagination because I can't think of a sex act that'd be worth 5k a pop nor 80k for a multiple orgasm.

Hey Eliot, try just sending a pretty woman a sweet song, you might be surprised how that could change things up. Here's one:

"I Need You," Lionel Neykov

In other news, while at the "International" Charity Luncheon (i.e. the Latina secretaries donate rice salads) today, I got asked on a date to go to Casino Niagara (finally) - punchline: by the campus Reverend. She is a hoot.