how to entertain a bedridden manchild with a phone 

well, *I* am entertained at least

and I was entertained today by lewdle, also, which I guessed right finally but I had to look it up ("bussy"), a google search which took me to an engagement ring store via a pop up, the same one, so apparently google thinks the internet activity evidence that I'm presenting of my dad being in the hospital means something very different 🤷‍♀️🤣🤦‍♀️

#dumbgoogle

Update: he is being such an acute asshole that they're sending him home 2/5 alllll betttter lol #hispoornurses