Monday, September 15, 2014


Ah Facebook philosophizing. Words to not possibly live by, all day long, with and without cats and cartoons. Why would this be true? Wouldn't that be the first step towards realizing 'hey you're not just an asshole you're bath-shit crazy TOO!, as if just an asshole weren't bad enough!!'

:/ my mother-in-law is coming back from Mexico today. It's enough to make me want to sell Aaron a car so he can get a head start on her, running for his life. So imagine, I stop in at my lawyer's office, a family friend who knows all about it all, and I'm asking um is there a contract type of car sale for a separated bankrupt spouse to legally bindingly buy a car from his jilted wife? And I'm thinking this is going to sound insane. But he's just, like, 'yea'. 

No matter how bat-shit you go, there's a form of some kind to fill out for it ft. No matter what forms you fill out, there's no preventing the bat-shit you might go. Contracts, such as marriage, attempt to minimize collateral damage humans who "love" each other can do to each other. But they can very barely do that legally, and by definition not spiritually at all. They just give us all mostly false security. Trust me, if your life involves other people, you're not safe from the harm they can inflict on you if they choose to, no matter what. You should probably not even trust your mother (unless she's dead) (maybe).