What could be even more fun than Thanksgiving while navigating multiple families and a relationship on the rocks (wawawa guiltguilt) and spastic kids and a dog already barfing at dawn (playdoh)? Clearly I am not on the brink of getting married - upside to everything: no mothers in law. But my dad is God knows where atm, having made himself homeless with no plan, and might show up here! Nobody knows, but Tbone trumps mothers of any maddening variety, so dodging a bullet today is approximately as likely as peace on earth. 

I just ordered frozen waffles from walgreens, abandoning cinnamon roll intentions. The apple pie intentions are already dying in my heart. If I still drank, I'd mos def be day drinking today. Kalua in my coffee already.

My sister takes her whole family to Mexico for this holiday. I can't afford that shit. But I might could afford to GO ALONE 🤔 Let's put a pin in that thought 🤔

my card of the day - it's almost funny - by the end of the day, it's bound to be darkly funny right?

#songless :(