The last time I had a mammogram, they kept me waiting so fucking long for the results that I started texting Timesnewroman long after we had broken up, freaking out 😭

This time 1 I drove there singing at the top of my lungs 2 I left the minute they sent me back to "wait", leaving a self addressed envelope behind for results (A+!).

#bitchyselfcare

I dont want to go home WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?! LALALAAAA!!

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These are friends, they've nursed my babies, they're LADIES not disease vectors, ya fucking medical cretins 🖕