"My client has dealt with having to come to grips with the fact that he's not loved or considered to be beautiful by President Trump," said Watkins. "Lil' Wayne is. The cronies of the president who were pardoned, they are beautiful. Mr. Trump loved them for a pardon. There are people like my client who believe the president had his back, they did what he said and wanted done, and based on the words of the president, and they are in jail." 

I was rooting for a pardon for Joe Exotic, but watching the Horn Guy testify to Congress would be a solid consolation prize in the Surreal Shitshow category.

Disco is The Boss