VIRGO You will be wrestling tigers today, metaphorically, of course. The strong-willed, turbulent and volatile creatures around you will not overcome you. In the end, your gentle persistence will win out.

Today is the faculty elections. I have to be re-elected president every year. I'm kind of anticipating the man I fired (am firing, I should say) attempting to fire me in return. I'm wrapping my head around how that might go down, how ugly it could get, how I'll feel, The Nun will be there, hell everyone will be there . . . hmmm, what should I wear?