for virgo this week: The desert-dwelling creosote bush can survive for centuries on little water. In the Mohave Desert there is a ring of creosote, named "King Clone," whose age has been carbon-dated at 11,700 years. The hardiness of this low-maintenance wonder reminds me of you, Virgo. You sometimes entertain the fantasy that the less you need, the stronger you'll be. The downside of this attitude is that you may unwittingly make it hard for people to give you their gifts. The upside is that you've learned many secrets about how to nurture and take care of yourself. But in 2008, I foresee you making a shift away from the creosote bush metaphor. You're more likely to resemble a tomato bush that gets watered regularly. (o brother)
[Bush: 1. The only presendent of the United States of America to be all most assassinated by a pretzil. see dumbass
Oh my god he must be a dumb fuck!!!
Tomato: 1. A term used to describe someone who is denial of his homosexuality...because even though you think a tomato is a vegetable, it's really a "fruit" 2. A sexy curvacious woman, usually dressed in a manner that invites men to try and fuck her]
