Wednesday, December 19, 2007

for virgo this week: "Life is a punishment," wrote poet Robert Frost. "All we can contribute to it is gracefulness in taking the punishment." That's the opposite of my philosophy. I say life is a miraculous gift, and the best way to express our gratitude is to be fountains of generosity. Where do you stand on the issue, Virgo? Even if you've had a view like Frost's up to this point in your journey, I think you'll have good reasons to convert to my perspective in 2008. You will, of course, have to be open to that possibility in order for it to happen. If you're addicted to believing that life is punishment, you'll miss a flood of clues contradicting that quaint notion.

from bro-in-law this trip: arshkavey, which is German for "tramp stamp" and translates literally as "butt antler" for its customary shape, plus douchenozzle (as an insult, like dickhead [only better, obviously])

+ life's a punishment - are there any of double-amputees trying to jerk-off (?) I wonder, cz it seems like there are plenty enough douchenozzles in the world slated for unfortunate reincarnations to make such a category logical enough ; that dog looks like a guy who took his lover for granted in his last life, no?