Sunday, March 25, 2007
Saturday, March 24, 2007
Friday, March 23, 2007
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
Today is Meat Out Day. And also Steak and Blowjob Day. Following on the heels of St. Let’s All Get Hammered Day, it’s like Once Upon a Time either Happily Ever After or GOD NO.
I actually had steak for the first time in an eon (I feel like I ate one of Elmer’s pets whole), a date at the dress-coded Buffalo Club with The Nun and the union. Union guys – it’s a quandary. I mean, you have to be on their team, but every time they gather, there is at least one of them wearing a gout sandal, bet your life on it, probably the president of your local chapter.
Meanwhile, it is 15 degrees here this evening. I tried. I always try, but let’s face it I start out half a bubble off plumb to begin with, so going stark raving nuts is so right there.
I actually had steak for the first time in an eon (I feel like I ate one of Elmer’s pets whole), a date at the dress-coded Buffalo Club with The Nun and the union. Union guys – it’s a quandary. I mean, you have to be on their team, but every time they gather, there is at least one of them wearing a gout sandal, bet your life on it, probably the president of your local chapter.
Meanwhile, it is 15 degrees here this evening. I tried. I always try, but let’s face it I start out half a bubble off plumb to begin with, so going stark raving nuts is so right there.
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Clawing the inside of the buried box, nearing frantic.
Monday, March 19, 2007
Saturday, March 17, 2007
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