Monday, July 08, 2024

Us: (rocking like grannies on the porch of the cottage in matching adirondack chairs)

Me (singing quietly): this current time is just one of those times

Her: I love that song

Me: the cottage is holding up, as a crazy decision I made

Her: you've made a lot of good decisions

Me: I'm thinking hard about them, and the crazier ones hold up best, right?

Her: like what was so crazy?

Me: a PhD in English jumps to mind

Her: it's been amazing, your life

Me: Ma, don't say that like it's over 🤨 my point is that it's the endingS plural that I regret 🤔

Her: 🤔

Me: I mean I can't regret A-hole because if not for him, there wouldn't be the kids

Her: right, although he was a cruel bastard, I never hated anyone like I hated him

Me: bullshit 🤨

Her: chuckle

Me: I'm just saying, I can't regret starting because without starting(s) then I wouldn't get the kids in the during(s)

Her: right

Me: so starting(s) are good

Her: I see

Me: and durings are okay, some good stuff happens during 

Her: right

Me: so it's just the endings mostly - I should have spent time with Mark at The End, I'll always regret not doing that

Her: yea but you always think stuff like that after somebody dies so 🤷🏻‍♀️

Me: I should have murdered A-hole

Her: definitely!, a fork right to his balls

Us: gigglegiggle

Me: I don't think that's fatal

Her: not right away

Us: hahahahaha

Me: And as for Aaron..

Her: it was all good

Us: HAHAHAHAHA

Her: 

Me: not allll of it but

Us: gigglegiggle gigglegigglegggle

Her: you had so much fun

Me: you can't even imagine

Her: I heard it through the wall, every night!, every day!

Us: HAHAHAHAHA 

Her: remember when he got Marilyn Monroe? 

Us: (we both do the pose) HAAAHAHAHA 🤣🤣

Her: god, he was funny

Me: he was

Her: and so cute

Me: the gap 

Us: giggggggggggle

Her: I'll never forget him showing me the tattoo on his ass

Me: that was pretty crazy

Her: how could you make that cute ass better?! you thought of a way!! 🤭

Us: Hahaha HAHAHAHA

Me: I should have given him the hug goodbye, but otherwise 

Her: worth it.

Me: totally.  

Us: (rocking)

Me: so to review, STARTINGS are good overall, DURINGS can be okay...

Her: and this is a DURING now

Me: yes, and we can't keep holding it against Nebraska that he's not a Trainwreck

Her: or Greek

Us: GIGGGGGLE 🤭🤭

Me: if it comes through, Nebraska will offer me a new Starting, here during his During

Her: 🤔 I see 

Me: I think I actually want to go work in Omaha for a spell 🤔

Us: (rocking)

chris stapleton - trying to untangle my mind 4 more days 

#cottagelifeMary