Us: (rocking like grannies on the porch of the cottage in matching adirondack chairs)
Me (singing quietly): this current time is just one of those times
Her: I love that song
Me: the cottage is holding up, as a crazy decision I made
Her: you've made a lot of good decisions
Me: I'm thinking hard about them, and the crazier ones hold up best, right?
Her: like what was so crazy?
Me: a PhD in English jumps to mind
Her: it's been amazing, your life
Me: Ma, don't say that like it's over 🤨 my point is that it's the endingS plural that I regret 🤔
Her: 🤔
Me: I mean I can't regret A-hole because if not for him, there wouldn't be the kids
Her: right, although he was a cruel bastard, I never hated anyone like I hated him
Me: bullshit 🤨
Her: chuckle
Me: I'm just saying, I can't regret starting because without starting(s) then I wouldn't get the kids in the during(s)
Her: right
Me: so starting(s) are good
Her: I see
Me: and durings are okay, some good stuff happens during
Her: right
Me: so it's just the endings mostly - I should have spent time with Mark at The End, I'll always regret not doing that
Her: yea but you always think stuff like that after somebody dies so 🤷🏻♀️
Me: I should have murdered A-hole
Her: definitely!, a fork right to his balls
Us: gigglegiggle
Me: I don't think that's fatal
Her: not right away
Us: hahahahaha
Me: And as for Aaron..
Her: it was all good
Us: HAHAHAHAHA
Her:
Me: not allll of it but
Us: gigglegiggle gigglegigglegggle
Her: you had so much fun
Me: you can't even imagine
Her: I heard it through the wall, every night!, every day!
Us: HAHAHAHAHA
Her: remember when he got Marilyn Monroe?
Us: (we both do the pose) HAAAHAHAHA 🤣🤣
Her: god, he was funny
Me: he was
Her: and so cute
Me: the gap
Us: giggggggggggle
Her: I'll never forget him showing me the tattoo on his ass
Me: that was pretty crazy
Her: how could you make that cute ass better?! you thought of a way!! 🤭
Us: Hahaha HAHAHAHA
Me: I should have given him the hug goodbye, but otherwise
Her: worth it.
Me: totally.
Us: (rocking)
Me: so to review, STARTINGS are good overall, DURINGS can be okay...
Her: and this is a DURING now
Me: yes, and we can't keep holding it against Nebraska that he's not a Trainwreck
Her: or Greek
Us: GIGGGGGLE 🤭🤭
Me: if it comes through, Nebraska will offer me a new Starting, here during his During
Her: 🤔 I see
Me: I think I actually want to go work in Omaha for a spell 🤔
Us: (rocking)
chris stapleton - trying to untangle my mind 4 more days
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