Why did the baby cross the road?
You already told me this one.
Yeah but it’s different now.
Okay, why?
Because it was nailed to the chicken.
(lol) I’m not sure (shit, lol) that it’s good to tell jokes with baby mutilation as the punchline.
(giggle giggle)
I mean, who would nail a baby to a chicken anyway?
Its mother, NO NO its father because it wouldn’t shut up and the mother was like shuuuut uuuup and then its father nailed it to the chicken.
(lol) Um, why is that so damn funny?
I dunno. (giggle giggle)
I dunno either.