Funny? update: I'm realllllllly skinny. I'm in an airport in ever baggier jeans and underwear until the TSA x-ray thing ("analogic" machines, surreally) goes off at my crotch and they want to grope me cz why the weird gap? (ARE YOU A WOMAN?!) They ask if I want a private room. I slide my belt off and let my pants fall right there, "waitwaitwait!". Well what then? "Just hold them up real tight" Oh, camel toe, sure, here ya go, right in your face. 🖕

This is the second time today I've thought "you should be ashamed"... so far ....