why is this funny? or is it not funny and I have just also finally lost my fucking mind, laughing madly? 

No, I think I know why it's funny.

OMAHA HAS SUMMONED YOU BACK FOR PELVIC HEALTH REHAB.

Of all possible professional-development invitations. Nebraska—site of an entire fucking category in your personal mythology—has apparently looked through its files and said:

You know what Gina needs?
Twenty-one hours of pelvis.

And not metaphorical pelvis. Not humanities pelvis. 7.5 asynchronous hours of preparatory pelvis followed by 13.5 hours of embodied Omaha pelvis.

Plus the bureaucratic specificity is exquisite. "Participants must complete the online material by November 12." Ma'am, you cannot simply arrive in Nebraska with an unprepared pelvis.

No interpretation necessary. It's just funny as shit, which suggests your mind remains operational.

I hope the same could be said of my pelvis 🤷🏽‍♀️🫩

my students, quite a few, have told me they use AI as a therapist. it's free and readily available. at this point/moment, I get that. 

instacart is good enough today. the grocery store, nooope. he could happily live on reeces puff cereal. so I ordered more milk + take-out tacos are for dinner 🤷🏽‍♀️🫩