"The U.S. Census Bureau reported in September 2014 that: U.S. real (inflation adjusted) median household income was $51,939 in 2013 versus $51,758 in 2012, statistically unchanged. In 2013, real median household income was 8.0 percent lower than in 2007, the year before the latest recession." Note, that is HOUSEHOLD income, meaning an entire American family makes (before taxes) in an entire year almost exactly what that (ugly!) coat costs. (Aside: by comparison, Brigite Macron's little black daydress was perfect.)

Democrats, how on earth are you losing? Have you asked yourself that? Like maybe you should read your horoscope or some shit, look for a clue.

If democrats slapped their collective dick on the table, it'd make the sound of biscuit dough. The president colluded with our Big Bad Always Enemy to win control of our government, and the democrats go at that in the news every morning as if they are trying to defend their comparative literature dissertation to their uninterested extended midwestern family.

Dear democrats,

Nobody in middle America gives the slightest shit about your ph.d.

Sincerely, Duh.

I mean, seriously, how hard can it possibly be to get your hands the guy's tax returns, etcetcetc? STOP TALKING AND FUCK HIM already, jeezus christmas oye vei :/